The moment when you witness something so ridiculously stupid, that you have no other option but to just lose your shit.
You’ve been there. I’ve been there. We’ve all been there.
I mean, out of all these things that happen to us in our daily lives, there are some of them that just stop us in our tracks, and when they do, the most articulate response we have is a staggering, “What the F—?”
We all have to face the fact that witnessing everyday life unfold before our very eyes will give us lots of laughs, but in those, it will also be just enough to make us go certifiably insane.
To help paint the picture, here are a few run-on sentences.
Take the dip-shit of a human that can barely count to 10, yet somehow elects themselves worthy enough to use the “Self-Checkout” at 6:30 pm on a Monday while you just want to go home and crawl into bed?
Or what about how you starve yourself eating healthy, counting calories, measuring out bran cereal into those stinky Styrofoam cups so you can look good for the holiday and then one day wake up and realize you gained 10 lbs and you’re sweating Parkay because you wanted to do a good deed and visit your family?
This is where we come in.
We wanted to put together a website so that we could unveil the curtains of idiocy while capturing as many moments of total brain-farts possible – and let the chips fall where they may.
Not only do we want to get lost in a drowning abyss of WTF, but think it’s about time that you got a chance vent those sweet ass-cheeks of yours off too.
The best part?
We encourage you to completely ignore all aspects of political correctness in the process. Apologies have no home here – only WTF moments backed up by staring at your computer screen like a zombie.
With that being said, enjoy the site, speak your peace and say it like it is.
Take it away, homey.