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Harvard is Now Showing Their Future World Leaders How to Have Proper Butt Sex

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RT – Harvard University is renowned the world over for the Ivy League education its students are offered, and the curriculum there this week indeed contains a class or two you’d be hard press to find elsewhere.

As part of its annual Sex Week, “a week of programming that is interdisciplinary, thought-provoking, scholastic, innovative and applicable to student experiences in order to promote a holistic understanding of sex and sexuality,” a student-run group at the school will be hosting classes that contrast quite sharply with the comparably run-of-the-mill offerings a Harvard education typically involves.

Starting this Monday, Sex Week attendees can sit-in on events that range from a sexual health career panel on Tuesday evening, to a class offered that afternoon called “What What in the Butt: Anal Sex 101.”


Look at Harvard getting into the butt sex game.

While I can’t argue that they are grooming the brightest minds in the world to tax me more on money I don’t even have, the only social scene that exists there is chalkboard races.

While Professor Aurelius Dinkus, PhD is unleashing Mechanics and Special Relativity on poor souls who don’t know what real boobs even feel like, Professor Nikita is in the next classroom reigning blows of how to skip the money shot and go for the back door.

What I want to know is after they learn all these moves, who are they going to get to practice on?

I mean, you kind of need a girl in order to have sex, right?

Are these guys going to start running around blind-thrusting campus statues?

I commend the pursuit for higher anal learning, but one thing Harvard didn’t take into consideration is the most important part of the anal game.

First base.