UFC Chick Gets Punched in the Head and Her Ear Explodes Like a Zit

The money shot…

UFC Chick – “I can’t hear.”

Doc – “Ok calm the fuck down, psycho.”

UFC Chick – “Do me a favor? Tell my trainer to grab the other half of my ear and some Windex please?”

Ladies, you want to defy the status quo, by all means, be my guest.

Darwinism will get you every time though.